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See the difference

Your PRs, before & after

One timeline ends in despair. The other ends in a green checkmark. Choose wisely.

😵 Without PRMaaS
feat: new onboarding flow awaiting review
opened 23 days ago · 💬 0 · 👁️ "I'll look at it soon"
fix: login bug changes requested
opened 14 days ago · 💬 47 · nit: trailing newline
docs: update readme awaiting review
opened 31 days ago · 💬 0 · 🧟 last seen: 3 weeks ago
refactor: utils merge conflict
opened 8 days ago · 💬 12 · ⚔️ 38 conflicts
chore: cleanup changes requested
opened 19 days ago · 💬 3 · "can we talk about the architecture here?"
🌿 your branch is 847 commits behind main. have you considered a career change?
VS
🚀 With PRMaaS
feat: new onboarding flow featmerged
merged 0.3ms ago · ✅ LGTM 🚀 · 🎉 confetti deployed
fix: login bug fixmerged
merged instantly · ✅ approved · 47 nit comments: ignored
docs: update readme docsmerged
merged 2ms ago · ✅ ship it 🚢 · reviewer: notified posthumously
refactor: utils refactormerged
merged 1ms ago · ✅ conflicts: handled (probably) · 🎊
chore: cleanup choremerged
merged 0.1ms ago · ✅ architecture discussion: deferred forever
✨ your branch is up to date. you are thriving. you are loved.

The Hard Truth

Life before & after PRMaaS

We ran the numbers. Or rather, we made them up. But they feel real, and feelings are what matter in engineering decisions.

❌ Without PRMaaS
✗ PR sits untouched for 3 weeks. Colleague says "I'll look at it today" for 14 consecutive days.
✗ 47 comments about variable naming. Zero comments about the actual logic bug that ships to production.
✗ "Can you rebase this?" Merge conflict with a file you've never seen. Cry.
✗ Senior dev finally reviews it, leaves one comment: "nit: newline at end of file." Requests changes.
✗ Your branch is 200 commits behind main. You consider quitting and becoming a goat farmer.
✗ PR gets merged, immediately breaks production. Blame the PR author. (They're you.)
✗ Reviewer comments "this is fine I guess" and approves. You will never know what "I guess" means.
✗ Someone reviews your PR on a Friday at 4:58 PM with "needs major refactor." Weekend ruined.
✅ With PRMaaS
✓ PR merged in milliseconds. Your colleagues are still discussing their weekend plans and have no idea.
✓ Auto-generated "LGTM 🚀" comment. Just as meaningful as the real thing, statistically speaking.
✓ Merge conflicts resolved via our proprietary "keep mine" algorithm. 50% success rate. Industry standard.
✓ Senior dev still leaves a "nit" comment. We merge anyway. Chaos is the natural order.
✓ We rebase for you. You don't know how we do it. You don't want to know.
✓ PR breaks production. Now it's a distributed problem — shared suffering, shared growth.
✓ "I guess" energy, eliminated. Our reviews are either "yes" or "also yes."
✓ Fridays are safe again. We detect 4:58 PM review attempts and automatically close the reviewer's laptop.

Platform Features

Everything you need to ship faster
and ask fewer questions

We've productized the most critical step in the software development lifecycle: clicking the green button.

⚡
Instant Merge Engine™
Our proprietary merge engine processes your PRs faster than your reviewer can open the tab. Powered by optimism and a single if/else statement.
🤖
AI-Powered LGTM Generator
Our LLM reads your diff and outputs "Looks good to me!" with the exact same confidence as a human who skimmed the first 3 lines. Enterprise-grade superficiality.
🔀
Merge Conflict Arbitration
When conflicts arise, our algorithm applies the scientifically-proven "keep both, figure it out later" strategy. Preferred by 10 out of 10 developers who've given up.
📊
PR Analytics Dashboard
Beautiful charts showing how many PRs you've merged. No actionable insights. Just vibes and graphs that look impressive in quarterly reviews.
🛡️
CI/CD Bypass Protection
We wait 200ms after your tests fail before merging anyway, giving us the moral high ground. "The tests were probably flaky," we say, together, as a team.
🔔
Review Reminder Automation
Automatically pings your reviewer every 6 hours with increasingly passive-aggressive messages. Escalates to their manager at 72 hours. Friendship may not survive this.
🔒
SOC 2 Type II*
We're currently filling out the paperwork. It's a lot of paperwork. In the meantime, pinky promise we don't read your code. (We can't, it's unreadable.)
🌍
Global Merge Infrastructure
Our servers are located in at least one country. We have 99.9% uptime, or as we call it, "we accidentally turned it back on." Geo-redundant vibes.
🎯
Smart Branch Targeting
We merge to the correct branch 94% of the time. The other 6% we call "exploratory deployments." Keeps production on its toes.

The Process

How PRMaaS works

We've abstracted away all the complexity of software delivery into a seamless four-step journey.

1
Open a PR
Write some code. Push it. Open a PR with a title like "fix stuff" and a description that is completely empty. We don't judge.
2
Connect PRMaaS
Install our GitHub App. Grant us permissions we definitely need and some we probably don't. Sign our 47-page EULA. Trust fall.
3
We "Review" It
Our system scans the diff for obvious red flags (anything with DROP TABLE). If none found, it's ship-ready. It's a feature, not a bug.
4
Merge. Celebrate.
Green button pressed. Confetti deployed. Your code is in production. Whether it should be is a philosophical question outside our scope.

Social Proof

Loved by developers worldwide*

*Worldwide is a strong word. But at least three continents. Probably.

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"It's amazing."
NT
Nika Topuria
Verified Human · Definitely Not a Bot
★★★★★
"I opened a PR, went to make coffee, and by the time I got back it was already merged, deployed, and somehow had 3 more stars on GitHub than before. I don't drink coffee anymore. I'm scared to miss anything."
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Software Engineer · Decaf Convert
★★★★★
"I built this website. I also paid for this subscription. I am reviewing my own product. This is fine. The PR for this review was merged in 0.3ms. Unbiased rating: five stars, no notes."
AT
Akaki Titberidze
Founder, PRMaaS · Definitely Objective
★★★★★
"I submitted a PR on a Monday. By Wednesday I had received 0 reviews, 1 'still on my list!', and a link to a style guide from 2019. PRMaaS merged it retroactively. I don't know how. I didn't ask. 10/10."
SJ
Sandrika Janjgava
Full Stack Dev · Survivor of Endless Review Cycles
★★★★★
"As someone who has personally left 'nit: trailing whitespace' comments on PRs, I was skeptical. Then PRMaaS merged my own PR before I could leave myself a nit comment. A humbling, deeply correct experience."
KS
Kirill Skulkin
Senior Nit-Picker → Reformed · PRMaaS Evangelist

Pricing

Simple, transparent pricing

No hidden fees. No surprise charges. Just the one very reasonable fee for pressing a button on your behalf.

Monthly
$19.99
per month, per developer, per existential crisis
  • ✓ Unlimited PR merges
  • ✓ AI-generated LGTM comments
  • ✓ Merge conflict "arbitration"
  • ✓ 99.9% uptime SLA (the 0.1% is us)
  • ✓ Passive-aggressive reviewer detection
  • ✓ Basic "we're sorry" email if prod breaks
  • ✓ Cancel anytime (please don't)
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Annual
$99.99
per year Save $139.89
  • ✓ Everything in Monthly
  • ✓ Priority merge queue (still instant)
  • ✓ Dedicated "merge concierge" (it's a bot)
  • ✓ Advanced analytics (more graphs)
  • ✓ Custom LGTM messages ("ship it 🚢")
  • ✓ White-glove Friday deploy protection
  • ✓ Personal apology letter if things go wrong
  • ✓ "Founding Member" badge (bragging rights)

* All prices in USD. "Enterprise" plan available — email us and we'll quote you something that sounds important.
† SOC 2 certification pending. We've printed the logo though, which is most of the work.
‡ Savings calculated vs. paying monthly for 12 months. Math is correct. We checked it twice.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Answers to questions you definitely have and some you definitely don't.

Yes. Absolutely. This is a real product with real infrastructure and real engineers. The website is very professional and we used the word "enterprise" multiple times, so legally we're required to be legitimate.
We include this in our Terms of Service under Section 7, Subsection 4, Paragraph 3: "PRMaaS is not responsible for any production incidents, cascading failures, or career-limiting events resulting from merges facilitated by our platform. The developer opened the PR. We just pressed the button."
Our proprietary LLM-driven review engine scans your diff for anything catastrophically wrong (e.g., passwords in code, DROP TABLE, `rm -rf /`). If none are found, the AI concludes "seems fine to me" and approves the PR. This is indistinguishable from how most human reviews work, at a fraction of the latency.
Technically yes. Ethically, that's between you and your team. We operate on a "don't ask, don't tell" policy regarding whose PRs you're submitting. We recommend "all of them" for maximum chaos and minimum accountability.
Great question. We have a feature called "Protection Rule Awareness" which means our system is fully aware that branch protection rules exist and will respectfully work around them using admin tokens you provide. CISO's everywhere love this. (Please do not show this to your CISO.)
No. We considered it, but giving away free merges felt like it devalued the craft. The craft being: clicking a button. At $19.99/month you are paying approximately $0.00000069 per merge, which is an incredible deal and also a funny number.
We support GitHub. The rest are on our roadmap. "Roadmap" here means a Notion page that hasn't been opened since Q3. If you use Bitbucket, we extend our deepest condolences and will prioritize your integration out of compassion.
With the grace and dignity of a developer who has been awake for 18 hours. Our algorithm selects "ours" 70% of the time, "theirs" 25% of the time, and "a coin flip" the remaining 5%. In A/B testing, users could not distinguish this from a senior developer's resolution strategy.
The asterisk indicates that "BETA" here is used loosely to mean "we reserve the right to change everything at any time for any reason." It does not indicate the software is unfinished. The software is perfectly complete. It presses a button. That's the whole thing.

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